What Really Grinds My Gears...

Are people with big egos! That’s right, I don’t care who you are or how special you may think you are, you’re not that awesome! Everywhere I go now there seems to be at least one ego driven wanker strutting about thinking they are better than everyone in the room.

Nightclubs are generally the place where you see these people walking around like their gods gift. When really most people (with a brain) just look at them and think “what a tosser”. The have the poxy ass walk and talk absolute crap it’s just mental… hey buddy take a good look at yourself, you’re a complete spastic and nobody likes you! What makes it even worse are the people who buy into their bullshit, they keep feeding the beast that is their ego, making it bigger and bigger.

Another place I’ve started to notice this happening is at sporting events. Last week playing division 5 soccer, not division 1, division 5! There was this guy lets call him “Yellow Socks” who thought he was the next Ronaldo. When in reality this guy had nothing going for him at all, he would try all this fancy footwork and when somebody got within 3 paces of him he would fumble the ball away. The dude thought he was so hot he would walk up to you (walk, not run, not even jog), stop and try a rainbow kick to get the ball around you, unsuccessfully every time! Dude if you read this… and god I wish there was a chance you actually would… you suck balls! Grow up and come play with the big boys you knob jockey!

Down the skate park there are a few big headed clowns too! These kids are between the ages of like 9 – 14 and they are swearing like sailors. Not cool kiddies not cool! I’m not one to judge people on their language but I don’t believe I curse that much and it was pointless swearing anyway. They were just trying to fit the word f**k in whenever possible. Granted these kids were better than me at skating, well actually they were on bikes but you don’t act up like you were born able to skate so well, you had to start somewhere. I’ve met some really cool cats at the skate park but some of the people down there I just want to bust a few caps in.

CONCLUSION:

IF YOUR EGO IS SO BIG THAT YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, GROW UP AND THINK AGAIN YOU GIANT ASSHOLE! IT’S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYONE ELSE.