Tits N Ass

Since I started working at the company TNA roughly just over 3 years ago now, people have always asked me what the letters “TNA” actually stand for. As a joke most people around the company usually say the TNA stands for Tits‘N’Ass, obviously it doesn’t but it does make for interesting conversation.

I enquired out on the factory floor, desperately trying to find answers to what has been an unsolved question for as long as I can remember. Yet funnily enough, nobody on the floor knew, most of people basically replied with the good old “it stands for tits’n’ass”. I was gob smacked, even the employees who have been here for 10-15 years didn’t know the answer, and laughed when I told them that nobody knew.

The fact that no one had an answer for me only made me more determined to find out. I went on to TNA’s intranet hoping to find answers where I found my answer, finally the moment of truth had arrived. I was on the edge of my seat, glowing with happiness as I clicked the link…

I was dumbfounded. My answer was not what I expected it to be.
This is what it said:

“The origins of this term have been lost in time and our company is now simply known as TNA. There are persistent rumours that Elvis lurks within the darken corridors of TNA”

Not only is this a poor excuse for a joke! But it doesn’t answer my question! Mark my words fellow readers I will get to the bottom of this conspiracy.